I hope my back didn’t break your knife.
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
i want kisses and maybe a little bit of rough sex
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
well no one else is gonna do it
- Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me
Loki’s age is 1048 years old
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
“I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.”arixsafari (via arixsafari)
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting