I'm Rachel.

white-wid0w:

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

I just want my future husband to react this way

(Source: skttle)

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: neckdeepinpetewentz / op: skttle / reblog / 990,741 notes
backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

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backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

image

(Source: heatcrashemboar)

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: distraction / op: heatcrashemboar / reblog / 316,285 notes

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot)

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: joshpeck / op: yes-this-is-groot / reblog / 117,650 notes
pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

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pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: free-batch-lover / op: pizzadelivery / reblog / 45,158 notes
fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

image

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: free-batch-lover / op: tastefullyoffensive / reblog / 765,427 notes
smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

(Source: moseisleywelcomingcommittee)

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

(Source: wispygirl)

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: alphabitches / op: wispygirl / reblog / 461,910 notes

no one told you life was gonna be this way …

(Source: sulietsexual)

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: frie-nds / op: sulietsexual / reblog / 7,098 notes

faithandfury:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

Accurate

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: zackisontumblr / op: iraffiruse / reblog / 32,946 notes

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare)

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: zackisontumblr / op: yousaytheydontcare / reblog / 180,991 notes

(Source: villagedrunk)

Sep 17th at 10PM / via: perks-of-being-chinese / op: villagedrunk / reblog / 256,531 notes

squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

(Source: 6woofs)

Sep 17th at 4AM / via: perks-of-being-chinese / op: 6woofs / reblog / 200,967 notes

msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.

Sep 17th at 4AM / via: surprisebitch / op: msfili / reblog / 111,900 notes