WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
“Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.”Johnny Knoxville (via fluffynips)
WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin
OH MY GOD
good luck trying to find someone who made you feel like I made you feel
what :P time :P is :P the :P next :P bus :P for :P bikini :P bottom :PP
This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
Keep away from fire especially when wearing
wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better
whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok