Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
What a dear human being he is.
I just want my future husband to react this way
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
oh my god
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have
my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
men are penises
the post was amazing and the comments made it better.
nobody says it but we all know what this is about
This picture is weirdly genius
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
no one told you life was gonna be this way …
Trying to sleep while drunk
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
dog out of water. solution: eat other dog
Iron Gym works, folks.